Man, you are all a bunch of hand-wringing motherfuckers, ya know that? AND I LOVE YOU.
Better-late-than-never Friday Fun Fact: I'm in Minnesota with AD. Sort of a spur of the moment, last-chance-to-fly-toddler-for-free deal. Slash FAMILY REUNION. Jesus. Is that like a one-two punch of shitty "vacation", or what?
Anyway, I only have access to internet through the new BatPhone, which I think we've established is way, WAY smarter than me. In fact, it's a goddamned miracle that I was able to type this much. WITH PUNCTUATION. That caps thing alone just took like 5 minutes. But I persevere! FOR YOU!
(You: *sarcastic slow clap*)
Be back soon when the fam's off my ass. Thanks for caring.
xoxox
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I had been wondering about where you were. :) Guess I wasn't the only one.
Since I only update my blog once a week or so, I wasn't worried, just less than entertained, as I rely on you to distract me from my job. And make me laugh. (don't get a nervous tummy about it though!)
...how long must we clap sarcastically?
I'm in MN too! If it gets too bad, email me and I'll give you my phone number... I'll come and rescue you! I don't think your town is TOO far from my town! Also: we have beer.
lifeinatinytown@gmail.com
But I see you on Gchat RIGHT NOW. How are you on Gchat through the BatPhone? TECHNOLOGY BOGGLES MY MIND. Or else you accidentally left your Gmail open back in Texas.
Please tell me you were driving when you composed this message. Technology fucking rules dude!!!
Enjoy the frozen north. Have you had any hotdish yet?
You came to MN just in time for TERRIBLE WEATHER. Or, maybe compared to Texas you love it. Who knows.
Jess, I don't know about Tessie, but my husband (God, that's weird to say) has a chat client thing that runs Gchat along with AIM and stuff, so you don't need Gmail open. I don't understand how it works, I just know that sometimes it says he's online when he's not because he left the chat client thing on at home. Maybe that's the case here??
Or she's magic! Much shorter/easier to understand answer.
haha, i actually was going to email you to see if all was well. except i'm a LAZY MFER so i didn't exactly get around to it. yay mn?
I was wondering where you were... and wanted to email, but I didn't think we had THAT kind of relationship, ya know?
Have fun with your fam.
Well, it's good to know that you are alive, because us crazy Mfers didn't want to form an internet posse and come to rescue you in Texass. MN should be good and wet and cold about now. Yeah! Wear a fucking sweater and enjoy it. (did that sound like a relative?)
Yeah, we missed you, all week.
P.S. Don't hit the Ctrl button on the Batphone or you will go back and forth in time
Yay! Tessie's alive!
That is all.
I second Mimi...I was worried, and also missing my daily dose of Texxie, and yet felt that you know, emailing you or calling you on your home phone my god are you all right would just be, well, nosy. Also, nervous tummy: what if I DID email you and it turned out both your legs had fallen off and here I was, taking up your precious email space like a total dork while meanwhile you were trying to interact with your family and people you actually knew?
Anyways, glad your legs didn't fall off. Enjoy the Great White North.
As a fellow displaced Midwesterner living in Texas (and WEST Texas, at that), I'm extremely jealous that you're in MN right now. Enjoy the tall trees and cool nights and lakes!
CHRIST! I can take like a week off and maybe one person emails me. I NEED ME A TESSIE-STYLE AUDIENCE.
Whew. I needed my FIX, man.
THANK YOU 6 pound 8 ounce baby JEEBUS, I have missed you. And I thought *I* was bad this week.
Hope you enjoyed paying an extra $25 for your checked bag.
xoxo
I'm glad you're OK. And I can't wait to hear all about your trip. Family stories should be called scary stories!
Hope you're having fun. Now get your ass back here fast.
We shall expect at least one new hotdish recipe, young lady! Preferably involving tater tots.
Yea! You're "back"
But I hate the fact that you're here, in MN. We should be visiting/chatting instead of communicating via blog.
Well, have a lovely time. The sun is making its appearance every now and then...all is well.
I think you are funny.
That is all.
Next time THINK woman! Some of us might have ABANDONMENT ISSUES. ;)
We'll be here when ya get back.
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