- BR went out with some friends the other night to watch Monday Night Football, and since he had a couple of drinks, he left his car at the restaurant. My attempts to wake him yesterday morning before I left for work were futile ("Huh? LATAH!"). Result: he had to RIDE HIS BIKE the six miles to his car. Sorry suckah! Feel like getting up NOW, Lance Ahmstrong?
- The drainage and asphalt are being replaced on the street in front of our house and so there is a mud and metal pipe-filled pit about 3 feet deep where the city is working. This morning our across-the-street neighbors woke to find their mailbox uprooted and replaced in a half-assed manner in the dirt next to OUR mailbox. Across the moat. Which runs the entire length of the street. Good luck with that neighbors! I'll bone up on my paper airplane skillz!
- BR is flying to Red Sox Nation today with 1 (one) toddler and 1 (one) mother who is afraid of flying. Their flight includes 1 (one) layover and 0 (zero) sedatives. I think you would all agree with me when I say HAHAHAHAHA! *SNORT* *HICCUP* *FINGER-POINTING*. I would feel bad, but I'll be too busy doing whatever I feel like doing, whenever I feel like doing it. Hilarious late-breaking updates as they come in.
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Things That I Find Hilarious Since They Didn't Happen to Me
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They are STILL working on that!!! Good gosh, it has been torn up since AD's birthday or before!
The title of this post is awesome. AWESOME. But hey, at least BR got his workout for the day.
1. That is greatness. Bet he will wake up the next time.
2. How long does it take to fix the street??? Like E said, that has been months!! I would be majorly p'd off by now. Your poor neighbors.
3. PLEASE give us updates on the trip! And definitely in BR-speak. :-)
All hysterical, especially in that they did not happen to you. :)
Oh, the image of BR on a bike commuting to his car was just the right thing to shake my grumpy mood. HAHAHAHAHA!
Oh, the stories that will come in from BR's airplane ride should be priceless!
So if there's a story on the news tonight about a man being asked to deplane before a flight to Boston we'll all know what happened, right? Enjoy your time to yourself. You really deserve it.
Artemisia-I hope you sing that Wizard of Oz wicked witch song when you picture it in your head. I KNOW I DO.
MrsGrumpy-SERIOUSLY. I'm more worried about the scene HE might cause than the one AD will.
You are KILLING me. But this is great for my abs.
So you have an entire house (moat not withstanding) and lots of time for yourself? What will you do, aside from dance around in a celebratory fasion for the required amount of time?
Flib (Can I call you Flib?)- yeah, I should mention to potential stalkers that a)MOAT and b)ROTTWEILERS.
If it wasn't for this pesky WORK business I would have tons of stuff to do. As it is, I really only have the nights. Still, I plan to watch the DVR stuff that BR isn't interested in (like Brothers & Sisters and Jon and Kate). Also see a movie by myself, which is something I LOVE to do but haven't done since AD was born. Then there are the little bonus things like peeing in peace, taking a bath without tub toys, and sleeping in (also haven't done that in about 2 years).
Oh my god. I wouldn't even know what to do with myself if I were home alone. LUCKY!!!!!
The bike image is too much... that is funny. I wish my husband did stuff like that so I could blog about it!!!
I agree with another comment - I am not even sure what I would do with myself if I were home alone for more than an hour at a time. I have been longing to go on a trip somewhere BY MYSELF just so I can do it before getting knocked up again and not have a free moment for the REST OF MY LIFE. Hmm, maybe that is an idea - send my husband and son on the trip and stay home alone. Sweet baby Jesus that would be amazing!
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