Thursday, January 3, 2008

Don't Hate Me Because I'm Beautiful! DAMN!

Okay, fine. So that last post was a leeetle bit on the annoying side. And if you think I'M obnoxious on this topic, I hope you're never trapped next to BR at a dinner party. I would bring those little cyanide capsules they give the astronauts if I was you.

Listen, my lifestyle, for the most part, is horrifying. The food! The beer! The TV! I do ONE THING right, and I get the rotten tomatoes!

Anyway, to get back into your good graces I present this awesome workout video:



And if you think those ass-flossing leotards are extinct, you can THINK AGAIN. Take it from a registered Gym Rat.

10 comments:

Flibberty said...

I hate my office and its propensity to tell me the active content has been removed. Now I have to wait until I get home to see ass floss, which surprisingly enough, is not usually something I see at home.

Marie Green said...

That is the best workout video EVER. Or at least, that I've ever seen, and I've *ahem* never owned a workout video...

Made my day though. =)

kirida said...

Which Donna are you? I want to be the Amy Poehler Donna.

Anonymous said...

Wait...why would astronauts have cyanide capsules? In case they get captured by the RED planet? (BWA HA HA HA, but seriously)

Jess said...

I don't think now is the time for me to be watching awful exercise videos, since I'm trying to convince myself that exercise videos are good. GOOD. Also, I didn't think your last post was annoying. But maybe that's just me.

Erin said...

Oh man. I missed reading your post yesterday and LOVE IT. My husband & I are just like that, making fitness a priority. I'll write about it and I'll let you know when I do. We sacrifice lots of things: sleep, money, quality time with the kids... all so that we can fit in a run.

Tess said...

Mona-TOTALLY Amy Poehler Donna.

Anon-I don't remember where that little tidbit is from, and it surely is an urban legend, but supposedly they give the astronauts little DEATH PILLS to take in case of something really, REALLY unfortunate happening. Like you are transported to another (LAMER) galaxy or something? I don't know.

Black Sheeped said...

I need more leotards!

Alice said...

i am totally going to the wrong classes at the gym. we do almost NO pelvic grinding in mine..

Anonymous said...

I think what's more disturbing are the other videos that were linked with this one. eesh!

I just ordered one of those Turbo Jam DVDs (thanks to Sundry....my entire life is lived by doing what people on blogs tell me!). Maybe I can find a snazzy leotard for that.

For those of us in frozen trundra land, it's either that or the treadmill, and the treadmill gets boring. although, I imagine it's the same for you in the heat of summer?